Newest additions: UK TRIP 2002-2003, photos
Shameful truth about the Food&Hug logo, & who am us.
Quasi-kaleidoscopic rendition of our 2002 card art: Culture Without Bread (horizontal), potentially suitable for tiled wallpaper. Culture Without Bread (vertical & tweaked a bit)


BTW
If you try to phone us, voice style, you may not reach us for the following reasons:
- we're not at home.
- you have caller ID blocking and we think you're a telemarketer  
- We sometimes use a very cheap answering machine, but you have to speak slowly and clearly or bits of words and numbers get lost.  Moral of story: don't buy the GE / Thompson Consumer Electronics 2-9868A.


If you send email and get no response, it may be because:
- I have mistaken your message for a HAHA/joke (I am swamped with them of late) and passed it over or deleted it.
- I may not have checked my mail that day - I often go several days without logging on.
Suggestions:
- Ease up on the HAHAs (joke emails), unless it hits you as being exceptional (I still read & forward the occasional HAHA)
- Please don't forward emails without removing all of the other addressees from the body of the message - I get lots of these and routinely delete them unread.
- Here's a convention we've found useful: to send a short email in which the entire message can be contained in the subject line, just enclose it in {curly braces}. Then we'll know not to bother opening the message.

Thanks and sorry for any inconvenience.



 
PEOPLE PICTURES of the family persuasion, generally:

    UK TRIP: CHRISTMAS 2002

Large (400k): Dec. 27 2002 at the Winterbourne Arms.
Left to right: Jack, Helen (front), Anne, Nancy, Martin (front), Gareth, Ruth, Glad, Phillip, John, Chris.
A smaller one of same (150k).
Gareth and Martin.   At Saint Martin's Church (Salisbury) after singing the Messiah.
Scotland: Tris and Nancy.   Up the road from where we stayed on Loch Ard, but this is not Loch Ard.

    FROM THE PREVIOUS CENTURY

Mum, Dad, Nancy and I, (Oct. 18, 1997) on a walk around the Ridout estate.
Scanned photocopies of old photos: Granddad Roberts (40k), formerly unidentified lady (62k) now identified as Mrs. Phillips (Mary or Margaret?).
PHOTO OF BETH AND TRIS. What loch is that? Zoomed-in-on-faces. (each about 80k) Summer '97


Story of the Food & Hug Logo: Ok, I confess: I really borrowed it from a greeting card Nancy sent me a long time ago. But I didn't just scan it (this was some years ago), I tediously copied it with a paint program, pixel by pixel, taking a little artistic license here and there. Anyhow - I made an honest attempt to seek out and contact the greeting card company - I thought it only polite - but had no success. Now you know. Maybe not - maybe you gave up clicking on that link as it took so long for me to write this.

Who am us? Maybe it's easier to say what these pages are about - mostly fun with photos you might say. Here's a picture of/by Nancy and Gareth, at my fave tree de la season, Autumn 1996. Then there's our Mushroom Photo, and one I call Tomato (both Paris Twp.). Another of us about 10 years ago (by Kenzo Industries)...I call this the wife and pigs.


YOUR GRACIOUS unt ELOQUENT COMMENTS:

Writer Mark Dodge of The Quacky Alpacky wrote: "Lame doesn't begin to address the vacuousness of your page. Its unparalleled depth is surpassed only by its lameness. It wallows in lameness. It is festooned with ribbons of flaming lameness. It is, in a wasteland of meaningless content, virtually content-free!"
But that, it should be said, was last century. Perhaps we are no longer quite so well-favoured as candidates for the Hall of Lame.

Kindwhile, if you chance upon a book called Running Excel '97 (Microsoft Press), look in the graphics chapter - page 415 methinks - where Mr. Dodge kindly included Nancy and Gareth. Made my day.

QUESTIONS:

  1. What does this expression mean, what is it's origination: to stick around "until the LAST DOG IS HUNG" ?
  2. Who the heck besides me is curious about these SNOT TITES? I did find something on the NPR page, Dec. 19, 1997 Morning Edition. A bit of ambiguity about that date, could be the 24th.
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HOW TO DEAL WITH THOSE ANNOYING UNSOLICITED TELEMARKETING CALLS

From a New York Times article by Joe Sharkey (unauthorized)
...The backlash has begun..."Telemarketing is simply sociopathic behaviour", said Robert Bulmash, who heads a 2,000-member consumer group, Private Citizen Inc., [...has taken on its newborn love child: junk email]...techniques...some of which he collected in a book, So You Want to Sue a Telemarketer...Bulmash and other anti-telemarketers recommend instructing an unwanted caller to remove your name and number from the company's "call list" WHICH THEY ARE REQUIRED TO DO BY LAW...
   The Direct Marketing Association, a manhattan trade group sensitive to public backlash, also accepts requests to place a name and number on its widely distibuted "do not call" list, which at least reduces the number of unsolicited calls.  (Send your name and phone number to the Direct Marketing Association Telephone Preference Service, P.O. Box 9014, Farmingdale, N.Y. 11735-9014.)
   Getting on such a list "makes sense but it isn't much fun", said Vince Nestico, a 25-year-old draftsman who created a Website, the Anti-Telemarketer Source (URL updated 12/98)..."Do you know that some of them, if you hang up, actually sell the information that you were home at a certain time?"
   Bulmash of Private Citizen has his own pet peeve: a new technology called predictive dialing that telemarketers use to to stack up calls like an airport landing pattern while salespeople are still on previous calls.  If a salesperson can't get to the call within several seconds of someone answering, the dialer simply terminates it, noting in its data bank that the person was home.  He said this accounts for those perplexing hang-up calls that seem more and more frequent.
   There is also a self-help book, How to Get Rid of a Telemarketer, by Bad Dog Press of Roseville, Minn...etc etc
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You may be able to find this article in its entirety on the Akron Beacon Journal's site, Ohio.com, for a price.
I'd guess it appeared in or prior to 1997.
I have done little other than several times use the "please put me on your don't call list" ploy.
[How to tell if it did any good?]   ...and get a cheapo caller ID box (I like it, but...).

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DISCLAIMERS

WHY UNOFFICIAL? There is some input from the Department of Nancy here, in the form of some nice photographs on the BIRD page. Delusions of Nerdeur is otherwise running the show - with a little help from the underpaid and schizophrenic G-Bro Radio staff, on loan from Kindwhile Engineering.

The site is mainly here for family and friends, not intended for any MILITARY, INDUSTRIAL or PARALEGAL usage.

The FOOD & HUG ADMIN. cannot be held responsible for ... well, just about anything really, and don't forget our cards are ALWAYS late.


Updated 2/15/3 by Gareth O. Ridout - "Mr. G". If you are also sometimes known as a "Mr. G." or "G Man", let's suck down a few virtual brewskis sometime...But if anyone ever calls you "G-Bro", by owl means email me personally for an honourable mention on my private "G-Bro Radio" show!!! I can't believe you are actually reading this fine print, are you nuts, or just plain looney?! I'd better disqualify the athletic team members of nearby Garrettsville, whom I've just learned are called the "G-Men"!!!